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Barker

/BAR-kur/

noun / proper noun

1. A person who stands outside a business and calls out to attract customers — the original influencer marketing. 2. A distinguished English surname suggesting generations of no-nonsense professionals. When combined with "Diamonds," it transforms from a surname into a brand that sounds like it has wood-paneled offices, a vault, and opinions about clarity grading that it will share firmly but politely.

Origin: From Middle English barkere, one who strips bark from trees (a tanner), or one who "barks" — calls out loudly. The surname dates to the 13th century, making anyone named Barker technically older than most countries. When your name is older than Parliament, you get to sell diamonds. That's just science.

Usage: "Who's Barker?" "A diamond expert." "Is Barker a real person?" "Barker is a state of mind."

Diamonds

/DY-muhndz/

noun, plural

Crystallized carbon atoms arranged in a cubic lattice structure, valued by humans primarily because they are shiny and extremely difficult to obtain — two qualities that describe approximately everything humans have ever fought over. The hardest natural material on Earth, which is ironic because the purchase decision surrounding them is one of the softest: "Do you love me?" "Here is a compressed rock that proves it."

Origin: From Greek adamas, "unconquerable, invincible." The Greeks named diamonds after their indestructibility, which is poetically at odds with the fact that most diamonds end up symbolizing relationships, which are famously conquerable. Also: diamonds ARE destructible. You can burn one. Don't. But you could.

Usage: "Diamonds are forever." "So is a tattoo, and that's significantly cheaper." "You're not getting the ring."

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